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• Look at and agree wholeheartedly with me and my views,

• Look at and disagree wholeheartedly with me and my views,

• Anything in-between the first and second bullet points,

• Using a cartoon as toilet paper - please print it on paper first,

• Print a copy, take it to work and talk about it,

• Link to this site, as long as any by-lines remain intact,

• Send cartoons through email, with applicable by-lines,

• Yell at them,

• And just about anything else that doesn't violate copyright laws.

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• Reprint, transmit, alter or use in any commercial manner without the express permission of StoryCartoons.com,

• Anything that violates copyright laws,

• Change the by-line or hide the origin of the material,

• Try to get me censored for having an opinion,

• Be offended -- go somewhere else,

Back in the old days, it would just be sufficient to say "be nice."

So, be nice.

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